Cockeyed Mayor of Kaunakakai

“He wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai

He wore a lei and he wore a smile
He drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhile
Then he made ’em laugh ’till he made them cry
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai”